I wanted to post more stuff today, but y’know, the sequester. I’m typing this from my bunker, and I’m already drinking my own urine. (Not to survive, just because it’s Friday.)
And now, instead of trying to think of something interesting to say about the sequester, I’m going to embed some tweets from people who are funnier than me.
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport REPORT: millions stranded in California desert with no access to high speed rail
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 1, 2013
@iowahawkblog I’ve killed four of my neighbors (I was going to kill six of them so essentially I saved two innocent lives tonight.)
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport I’m seeing roving bands of federal employees that only got a 7% raise ravaging the countryside.
— Kelli Brown (@kellilb) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport The DEA raided the wrong house and didn’t have enough bullets to kill the poodle.
— Wesley Linder (@weslinder) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport Paul Ryan’s staff lining up old ladies in wheelchairs, cliffside. Flight deck nearly full.
— Buttercup (@ButtercupWisdom) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport MOUNT RUSHMORE NOW WEEPING BLOOD
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport I miss you, running water.
— Riley P. (@MusicalFiction) March 1, 2013
#OnTheSceneSequesterReport My meat is not being inspected
— Assault Weapon(@marklindesr) March 1, 2013
TSA agents now refusing to go past second base. #OnTheSceneSequesterReport
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 1, 2013