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REVEALED: Nine explosive presidential biographies to be released in 2013

Jamie Weinstein Senior Writer
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The Daily Caller reveals for the first time 9 explosive presidential biographies set for publication in 2013:

9.) The Presidency of William Henry Harrison: 30 Days that Shaped America and Changed the World

8.) Camelot Before Camelot: What John F. Kennedy Learned From King Arthur

7.) The Man, The Myth, The Muttonchops: The Life and Presidency of Chester A. Arthur

6.) Mornings In Bathtubs: The Stout Presidency of William Howard Taft

5.) Cherry Tree Chop: George Washington and the Rise of the Radical Anti-Environmental Right

4.) James K. Polk’s War on Hispanics

3.) James Town: Cove Gap, the Birthplace of James Buchanan

2.) When Ears Don’t Hear: Woodrow Wilson, the Paris Peace Conference and the Rise of Ho Chi Minh*

1.) Hoover: A President, Not Just a Vacuum Cleaner

Editors Note: This is not real. Hopefully you’ve realized that by now.

*Correction: This title has been modified. 

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