Serial adulterer and professional golfer Tiger Woods is OFFICIALLY dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, according to Tiger Woods.
After months of are-they-or-aren’t-they speculation, the golfer posted several dorky photos of the pair along with a statement asking people to stay out of their business, which is of course not going to happen.
“This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral,” Woods writes. “Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating.”
“We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.”
Woods’ first wife Elin Nordegren divorced his ass in 2010 after revelations that he had sexual relationships with, like, thousands of other women were revealed. Vonn — who bears a striking resemblance to Nordegren — recently divorced from her husband and ski coach.
Congrats to the happy couple, and let’s hope that Vonn doesn’t have to take a golf club to his Escalade anytime soon.