Ryan Lochte, the champion swimmer who was famous for about three months during and after the 2012 London Olympics, now has his own reality show.
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” focuses on Lochte’s family and dating life in the wake of his sudden and strangely prolonged fame.
In a new trailer for his E! series, Lochte doesn’t recall the medals he won at the Olympics, explains how to pronounce his trademark word “Jeah!” for approximately 43 seconds, and is shown attempting to drunkenly pick up women in bars.
In one clip, his sister calls him “naive,” which is a really nice way of saying that the dude is as dumb as a rock.
The real question is, who really cares what Ryan Lochte would do? America will find out April 21.