Speaker of the House John Boehner’s daughter Lindsay is allegedly marrying a Natural Lite-drinking pothead who resembles Reggae icon Bob Marley.
According to a blockbuster EXCLUSIVE report by the super-reliable National Enquirer, Lindsay’s fiance, Dominic Lakhan, was busted for marijuana possession back in 2006 in Pembroke Pines, Fla. after he was pulled over for a traffic violation.
The GOP leader is expected to hand is daughter off to the Jamaican born Lakhan in May — but what will he make of his soon-to-be son-n-law’s dubious past?
To the police report:
“Upon making contact with the driver, officer observed in plain view a 16 oz. Natural Lite beer can opened in the driver door,” the report says. For the uninitiated, Natural Lite is one of the cheapest, most disgusting beers on the market and is a staple at college parties.
The officer then “detected the odor of burnt cannabis emitting from the interior of the vehicle.” Cannabis is more well-known by its street name, marijuana.
“A search of the vehicle revealed two bags containing approximately 2 grams of suspected cannabis … inside the center of the ashtray,” according to the police report.
Lakhan was arrested and booked on misdemeanor possession.
It’s not everyday that a Rastafarian is found with cannabis on his person — OH WAIT, YES IT IS.
Boehner has been anti-marijuana legalization, including for medical use.