I think there’s an ointment for that! Ha ha, get it, because penis.
Right now I’m the closest to true happiness I’ve felt in over three years, and things are about to get even better. NY Post:
Anthony Weiner’s bid to rise from the political dead is ready to begin in earnest — the disgraced former congressman will announce he is running for mayor as early as next week, according to sources.
“He’s definitely running,” one Weiner ally told The Post…
Sources expect Weiner will make the announcement in the next 10 days, sometime before Memorial Day on May 27 — which happens to be the second anniversary of the day he sent out on Twitter a picture of his manhood that embarrassed him into resigning from Congress.
Oh yeah, I remember that. And then he lied about it, and blamed Andrew Breitbart, and called that one reporter a jackass, and then tearfully confessed the whole thing when he was cornered like a rat.
That was awesome!
I think he’s gonna be a great mayor. I would actually vote for him, if it didn’t mean moving to New York and becoming a Democrat. (If that’s not redundant already.) At this point, anybody would be better than Bloomberg, and there would be numerous opportunities to compare Weiner’s actions as mayor with his actions as a guy who shows his penis to strangers on the Internet. Just think of all the headlines you could write.
No, seriously. Think of them. I’m exhausted.