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Entertainer Bret Michaels holds a handful of beads while riding in the Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans, Monday, Feb. 20, 2012. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)

‘Busty Cops 3′ nearly killed Bret Michaels [VIDEO]

“Busty Cops 3: To Protect and Serve” nearly killed Bret Michaels.

The Poison singer, vH1 reality star and pet accessories designer was hospitalized last April after he suffered a brain hemorrhage – and now we know what caused it.

Michaels talked to Conan O’Brien last week (we’re not quite sure how we missed this then) about the compromising position he was in when the ambulance came to his house.

Michaels said that he was casually watching Major League Baseball and started channel surfing during a commercial break, as one does, when he happened to “accidentally” land on “Busty Cops 3: To Protect and Serve.”

And that’s what did him in.

“That’s one of the last visions I had was this awful, awful soft core something or other,” Michaels said. “In between that and MLB something went awry…it was horrific.”

The moral of the story here, kids, is that pornography will kill you. Even the soft core kind.

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