Top 10: Worst celebrity baby names [SLIDESHOW]

Do attention-seeking celebrities have a formula for gaining even more tabloid attention? While we can’t know for sure, it does seem to go a little something like this:

Step One: Get pregnant.  (Marriage is typically not a prerequisite.)

Step Two: Sell exclusive photos of baby for $$$.

Step Three: Name baby something ridiculous, ensuring that the kid will hate you even more while growing up.

The world doesn’t know what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their daughter yet, but it is sure to earn the No. 11 spot on this list.

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  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin named their daughter Apple, which on its own, is unusual enough. But just add an 'i' do the end of her full name, and you get "Apple Martini". Cheers? (Photo: Getty)
  • Raise your hand if you'd name your sons something ridiculous like "Denim" and "Diezel." Looks like Toni Braxton is totally guilty. (Photo: Getty)
  • Rob Morrow named his daughter "Tu." (Photo: Getty)
  • Who names their son "Kal-El", after Superman? Nicolas Cage, that's who. (Photo: Getty)
  • The daughters of Irish musician Sir Bob Geldof think that their father is an "embarrassment," according to Geldof. No wonder, he named them Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie Geldof. (Photo: Getty)
  • Despite Mia Farrow and Woody Allen's attempts at sabotage by naming him "Satchel." their son, who renamed himself Ronan, is doing just fine, even winning a Rhodes Scholarship. (Photo: Getty)
  • The day Princess Tiaamii, daughter of Katie Price, realizes she's not actually a princess will be a sad day indeed. (Photo: Getty)
  • Perhap Jermaine Jackson was trying to guarantee life-long royal treatment for his son by naming him  "Jermajesty". (Photo: Getty Images)
  • Beyonce named her daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Need we say more? (Photo: Wikimedia)
  • Musician Frank Zappa named his son Dweezil, a name combining dweeb and weasel. (Photo: Flickr)

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