Choosing George Clooney’s next girlfriend [SLIDESHOW]

Taylor Bigler | Entertainment Editor

George Clooney is on the market. Again.

The erstwhile Dr. Doug Ross has reportedly called it quits with his lady friend of nearly two years, Stacy Keibler. Because Clooney is either gay, a perpetual bachelor or a perpetual, gay bachelor, this is far from a surprise to anyone who follows his all-important dating habits.

In case you need a refresher course, Clooney has something of a pattern when it comes to women. He tends to go for completely random Las Vegas cocktail waitresses, unknown foreign models or D-list former WWE wrestlers. The Cloonster is then photographed with the chosen one during the start of Hollywood awards season for about a year when his publicist then puts out a breakup press release. This cycle has repeated itself countless times.

Keibler lasted several months longer than Clooney’s conquests usually do, but even she got the boot.

Now it’s time for Clooney to select his next 18-month long girlfriend. To make things a bit easier for him — or whoever the person on his payroll is that selects his girlfriends — here is a list of 7 eligible women that fit (most of) his criteria.

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