A writer for the Times of India published some highly accurate, scientific and fascinating facts about women on Tuesday in a post titled, “Weird, funny facts about women,” including the startling revelation that women fake orgasms.
Among the weird facts about women are things like “women eat a hell lot,” women love soap operas because “they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them” and “seventy per cent of women would rather have chocolate than sex.”
It is a very informative read, but he left out some facts! Here are five more weird and funny facts about women:
- Women’s brains are much smaller than men’s.
- Women can’t drive. Ninety-seven percent of women have caused at least one accident in their lives, and the other three percent will before they die.
- Women have more joints in their hands than men, which is why they are biologically better at cleaning kitchens.
- The only thing women think about are babies. (Author’s note: As a woman, I don’t even know how I typing this sentence, because my mind is just filled with the faces of cute babies that I am going to have one day!)
- If a man compliments a woman’s outfit, she will have sex with him.
If you have more weird and funny facts about women, please publish them on the Internet so as to perpetuate stereotypes even further!