I can’t decide if this is crazy, awesome, or crazy awesome.
From the Scenes We’d Like to See file…
ENSIGNREPORTER: Captain Smith, we’re receiving a hailing signal from the White House!
[Suddenly filling up the main viewscreen: the glowering face of President Barack Obama]
OBAMA: Captain Smith. Just as I suspected. Prepare to be boarded or I will blow your newsroom out of the sky.
SMITH: [taps flag pin on lapel, which chirps in response] Scotty, get us out of here right now.
SCOTTY: [tinny voice on communicator] I’m sorry, Captain, she’s givin’ it all she’s got. The search engines just canna take much more!
OBAMA: [slowly smiling] At last…
[Dramatic music blares, cut to opening credits for Star Trek: The Fox Generation]