Furloughed government workers may not be get paid during the shutdown, but one heroic sex toy company is making it easier for them to get down.
Vibrators.com is giving away free vibrators to furloughed federal employees as long as the government is shut down, BuzzFeed reports.
“Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?,” the product description asks.
“Here at Vibrators.com we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction. As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?”
All furloughed workers need to do is type in the promotion code “Shutdown” at checkout, and they will get a free vibrator. As always, shipping is free!
There does not appear to be a verification process to determine whether or not the shopper is actually a federal employee, so have at it. You’re welcome.