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Pumpkins. (Photo: Flickr) Pumpkins. (Photo: Flickr)  

15 outrageously NSFW Halloween pumpkin carvings [SLIDESHOW]

Just in time for Halloween, here’s a slideshow of some of the most inappropriate Halloween pumpkins we could find.

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  • Don Imus may or may not have carved this pumpkin. (Photo: funnyjunksite.com)
  • This pumpkin looks like it's feeling a little kinky this year.  (Photo: andrewtinto.tublr.com)
  • Two pumpkins, one cup. Photo: (happyplace.someecards.com)
  • No caption necessary. (Photo: happyplace.someecards.com)
  • Go home pumpkin, you're drunk. (Photo: g-ecx.images.amazon.com)
  • This looks like it could be the next Human Centipede film. (Photo: happyplace.someecards.com)
  • Looks like the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons showed up in October. (And if you don't get that reference, read more Calvin and Hobbes.) (Photo: happyplace.someecards.com)
  • This is just creepy. (Photo: parenting.com)
  • Surprise! (Photo: blogger.com)
  • The future of neon signs? Photo: (collegehumor.com)
  • The miracle of life is exactly the same for pumpkins, apparently. (Photo: parenting.com)
  • Looks like some other pumpkin didn't use protection. (Photo: jennifersmall.tumblr.com)
  • That pumpkin's gotta pay for college somehow. (Photo: happyplace.someecards.com)
  • Fifty-eight percent of Americans can't be wrong... (Photo: loldrugs.com)
  • Because nothing says Halloween like a naked witch. Photo: (rchillustrations.blogspot.com)

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