Real life is worse than House of Cards?
“Between Radel’s cocaine situation and the child porn investigation, House of Cards is sounding a little tame.” — National Review fellow Betsy Woodruff.
THE FALLOUT: Obama’s selfie with Danish P.M. Helle Thorning-Schmidt
“Look, if you don’t think the first image of a president taking a selfie is newsworthy, then your news judgment is, shall we say, awry.” — Commentary‘s John Podhoretz.
“Another try @nypost headline writing: ” ‘Bam: Dane-d if he does, Dane-d if he doesn’t”” — Washington Post‘s Jonathan Capehart.
Too soon?
“So, Hill staffers who know Ryan Loskarn, if you had to guess, does he like little boys or little girls?” — Conservative blogger Robert Stacy McCain.
The Dark Side of This Town: How to describe a Washington friendship by Matt Mackowiack
“Absolutely stunned by the Ryan Loskarn news. I’ve known him since 2006. Not real well, but well enough. Stunned.” — GOP Consultant Matt Mackowiack.
What a difference a few years makes
“Congratulations to my friend Ryan Loskarn, Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander’s newest chief of staff!” — TIME‘s Jay Newton-Small in November of 2011.
Hide the kids: Santa isn’t real?
“At age 8, I mentioned Santa’s non-existence in passing to a friend, who bawled. I was mystified an 8 year old didn’t know Santa was fake.” — Josh Barro, politics editor, Business Insider.
“I logically explained to my entire kindergarten carpool why Santa was logically impossible. Got spanked for it.” — HuffPost‘s Radley Balko.