Crazy expensive luxury Christmas gifts [SLIDESHOW]

Unless you have been REALLY good this year — like, Mother Theresa good — here are six ridiculously expensive luxury items that definitely won’t be under your Christmas tree. Maybe you should have played the Powerball this time.

There’s always next year.

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  • HOWEVER. If Santa did think that you were more naughty than nice this year and decided to bring you all six of these ridiculously expensive gifts, there would be $925,560,000 worth of loot under your Christmas tree.
  • You won't be getting this $83 million Embraer Sky Yacht, which can be customized however you want it. It includes five cabins, a master bedroom, dining room and office. Air Force One ain't got nothing on the Sky Yacht. (Photo: Embraer)
  • Sadly, no one is going to put a Rolls Royce Phantom in your driveway wrapped in a big red bow. These babies start around $400,000. (Photo: Rolls Royce)
  • You and your three closest friends won't get invited to go on a 36-day luxury African safari that costs $1 million. (Photo: Extraordinary Journeys)
  • You also won't be getting this 1942 Rolex Chronograph. Since there were only 12 ever made, the last one went for $1.16 million. (Photo: EALuxe)
  • And nobody is going to shell out $800 million for the Eclipse, the most expensive yacht in the world, which has 24 bedrooms, a helipad and its own mini submarine. It actually belongs to Russian billionaire Roman Abromovich, so it would probably cost AT LEAST $1 billion to buy it off of him. (Photo: Celebrity Net Worth)
  • Sorry to break it to you, but your spouse isn't going to buy you Darby Island, a private island in the Bahamas for $40 million. (Photo: PrivateIslandsOnline.com)

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