The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller

‘Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the blog…

…I did not feel like finding a word that would rhyme.

Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, an Awesome Kwanzaa, a Feisty Festivus, and/or whatever the heck else you feel like celebrating!

Well, most of you. A few of you… Ehhhhh. You know who you are and what you did. I made my list, I checked it twice, and you suck. So you can have a really bad Christmas for all I care. Or, fine, have a good one, whatever. Either way works. It’s not really any of my concern.

Everybody else, though, you’re awesome. Thanks for putting up with me for yet another year.

And now, the greatest Christmas song ever recorded: