You Christmas wish came true! Justin Bieber, 19, announced his retirement from singing pop songs that you hear on the radio and then immediately change the channel.
The singer posted this ominous note to his Twitter account Tuesday, which promptly caused Beliebers around the world to OMFG LITERALLY DIE:
My beloved beliebers I’m officially retiring
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
Just kidding! Because a few minutes later, he apparently changed his mind:
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I’m never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
He also apparently took the time to claim that he will never die:
Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
Could it possibly be that Bieber was attempting to drum up publicity for his documentary, “Believe,” that came out Christmas Day? Of course not. Who could be so cynical — and on Christmas, at that?