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5 Dumbest Tweets of the Week

This week in dunces…

A question that deserves no answer 

5. HuffPost Contributor Broderick Lee Greer: “If I just keep saying I want a tattoo will that eventually make up for me not having one?”

No words on this one

4. Campus Reform‘s Katherine Timpf on New Year’s Eve: “Why is everyone so drunk”?

Obvious “wisdom” you’d rather hear from anyone else 

3. Conservative blogger Dan Riehl: “G’night and remember, the new year won’t be what you think it’ll be today, but what you make of it each day, one day at a time throughout.”

Dorky bathroom analysis 

2. Slate‘s Matthew Yglesias at 12:42 a.m. New Year’s Day: “This house party needs to implement demand-responsive pricing for its single bathroom.”

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Frozen trash cans? 

1. RedState and FNC’s Erick Erickson: “Took the trash cans down. The rain from today has already frozen on top of the cans.”