The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller

Sen. Boozman out of touch with Spring Breakers

Somehow Sen. John Boozman (R-Ark.) thinks Spring Breakers, most of whom are college-aged and on a mission to party hard in places like Panama City Beach, South Padre Island and Daytona Beach, want a White House tour.

Think Girls Gone Wild. Or not. But Washington, D.C.? Ugh. Please, stop it, Senator. You’re offending the sensibilities of Spring Breakers worldwide. You’re offending anyone who’s ever gone on Spring Break. Period.

 

Even if Boozman’s Arkansas constituents wanted a White House tour, they may not even get it. In his explanatory note, the senator says he’ll “do his best” to get them tickets for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. or other national landmarks like the Library of Congress (Zzzzzz), U.S. Capitol (Zzzzzzz) or The Supreme Court (Zzzzzzzz). Unless President Obama is planning on passing out pot brownies, Spring Breakers might want to skip Boozman’s incredible Spring Break offerings.