Your iPhone is supposed to make your life easier — because it’s smart. But some people use it to lower their IQ and generally complicate their lives.
Is your iPhone smarter than the people downloading these apps?
The best part about this app by Dirk Malorny — Is it Dark Outside? — is how simple it makes a complicated question. Now you can spend less time looking at the world around you and more time staring at your iPhone. (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
This free app will allow you to cringe whenever you see the lovely icon on your phone, AND give you the chance to “psychologically torment those around you.” Thank you, Zachary Nagengast! (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
Poop Scoop, by David Garson, allows you to map and share your encounters with dog poop. “Become your neighborhood poop snoop with poop scoop.” (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
Idestroy, by Stark Apps Gmbh, is not as dumb as some of the other apps on this list, since it at least performs the legitimate function of helping you manage your frequent urges to destroy stuff. Purchase 200,000 DPI for just $75 and get even more opportunities to “shoot, cut, destroy and blast thousands of bugs at the same time!” (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
Why exercise or change your diet when you can simply stare at your phone for 45 minutes and lose weight? (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
With Instalikes Pro, by DaLin Chen, you can get “sincere LIKEs from your real friends.” With more likes on Instagram for mediocre pictures, you can feel really good about your social status! (Photo: App Store / Screenshot)
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