The hackers who took over Ted Nugent‘s brother’s email account are pretty sophisticated. They’re seemingly tight with the family and obviously know that Jeff Nugent has occasionally gone on tour with Ted and goes deer hunting with him every year. But not likely lately, since Jeff, a longtime corporate exec, recently took Ted to the woodshed for calling President Obama a “sub-human mongrel.” He told The Washington Post, “I still love him, but this time he has clearly crossed a line.” He still loves him? Did that really need to be stressed?

Here’s the email Jeff’s email pals received this morning at 7:22 a.m.

From: Jeffrey Nugent

Subject: Sad News………….Jeff Nugent

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Philippines for Tour. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had. Now, our passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a short term loan from you ($2,450). this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of any assistance. Please, let me know soonest.

Thanks so much.

Jeffrey