In a fistfight between the leader of the free world and the leader of the not-so-free world, who would win?
Let’s examine both President Barack Obama and President Vladimir Putin’s exercise routines, sheer manliness, athletic prowess, celebrity friends, alcohol consumption and friendliness toward animals to determine who would win.
Exercise
Putin jujistus
Obama braves ocean waves
Manliness
Putin manhandles a rifle while shirtless
Obama shoots with earmuffs
Athletics
Putin likes ice skating
Obama prefers football
Celebrity pals
Putin rocks out with Steven Seagal
Obama air kisses Beyonce
Alcohol
Putin likes red wine
Obama likes beer
Animals
Putin feeds a wild animal
Obama pets his own pet dog
So, tell us: