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Landmark Theaters will let your baby into ‘Nymphomaniac’ for free

“Nymphomaniac Volume One” features several minutes of up-close penis shots, a very graphic oral sex scene, some hardcore S&M action, plenty of male and female nudity and lots of other R to X-rated stuff.

But Landmark Theaters’ Sunshine Cinema in New York City (of course) will let your baby into a screening of the movie for free!

The Rattle & Reel series invites moms and dads to bring their infants to come see what is essentially a porno. According to the Landmark Theaters website:

The Sunshine Cinema welcomes caregivers and their babies on Wednesdays for our special Rattle & Reel screenings. Adults pay normal admission prices but all babies are FREE! Tickets available at the box office only on the day of show. Screening Wednesday, March 19 at 12:00 noon: Teenage. Screening Wednesday, March 26 at 12:00 noon: Nymphomaniac Volume I.

It’s never to early to show your baby Shia LaBeouf’s boner.

(h/t Gawker)

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