Even if you don’t know a dilithium crystal from trilithium resin — and people like you are out there! — you probably know what a Klingon is. And you know they like to get crunk as f***.
Now you can too! Well, you could before too, but now it’s official or something. Graeme McMillan, Hollywood Reporter:
Klingons are fond of proclaiming Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam (“Today is a good day to die,” for those of you who don’t speak the language). But as any Star Trek aficionado knows, when they’re not fighting to the death or vocally announcing debts of honor, they’re all about the partying. With the upcoming release of Klingon Warnog — the first officially licensed Star Trek beer — you can be, too…
The beer’s flavor draws from blending rye malt with a traditional clove character, creating what CBS calls “a bold beer suited for the harsh Klingon lifestyle.”
I always thought Klingons got plastered by drinking the fermented blood of their enemies, but whatever. This’ll do in a pinch.
Be sure to share some with a friend! Just kidding. Sorry, that was mean.