The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller

Secretary of State John Kerry longs for the simple, carefree days of the first Cold War

Ah, the good old days. When you could sit on your back porch of an evenin’, sippin’ a nice cool glass of lemonade with your feet kicked up, scratchin’ the ears of your trusty ol’ hound dog while you contemplated the fiery destruction of the planet in a total thermonuclear war.

John Kerry was against the constant threat of Armageddon before he was for it:

Yeah, what Reagan did was easy. He didn’t have it tough, like our leaders do now.

Things also seemed better back then because we didn’t have morons like Barack Obama and Joe Biden and John Kerry running things. Details, details…

(Hat tip: Washington Free Beacon)