Hate to break it to you, gentlemen, but Pippa Middleton’s famous royal wedding ass was totally fake. Maybe.
Pippa’s pert rear end stole the spotlight when her sister Kate married Prince William three years ago.
Butt now (heh), a royal ass expert claims that Pippa was wearing a “false bottom” during the wedding to make it look especially awesome during the wedding.
“Of course she had a false bottom,” royal and etiquette expert (of course they have those in Europe) Stephane Bern said during his French TV show this week, The Daily Mail reports. “It was an optical illusion. She knew there were a billion people watching. It was the moment to show it.”
Bern did not give any details as to how Pippa could have worn a faux bottom when her dress was nothing more than a piece of thin, white silk.
Here are the facts, you decide whether or not it is real: