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U.S. President Barack Obama speaks during the White House Correspondents U.S. President Barack Obama speaks during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington May 3, 2014. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts  

You Are A Disappointment To Obama, Earth

Sorry, Terra, but he’s just not that into you.

Well, we all have our disappointments in life. For example, I’m deeply disappointed in David Remnick’s hairpiece. Do I think that this will go down in history as a terrible toupee? I do. He doesn’t. I do.

Obama’s sad little minions are now touting his sociopathy as a benefit. It’s our fault that Barry is so very uncomfortable with reality. We’re to blame for his inability to see the world as it is, not as he’d like it to be. That one is on us.

Nothing is ever his fault. How could it be, you racist hillbilly teabaggers?

Note to future historians: I did not vote for the idiot who was president between 2009 and 2017, and I’ve criticized him and his lack-brained adherents at every turn. Please leave me out of it.

(Hat tip: Daniel Halper)