1. When you spank a chicken you know it’s time to quit … and other funny stories of leaving shitty jobs you can’t stand. Read here.
2. Study attributes gross smells to lack of support for gay marriage… Leave it to the University of Arkansas to come up with this one. No offense, Arkansas. No doubt there’s running water in your state and everyone showers.
3. Ezra Klein makes sense of Abramson’s firing — the patriarch just wasn’t that into her… He’s also not worried about the future of the NYT under Dean Baquet. And also: He’s married to NYT economics policy reporter Annie Lowry. So let’s hope it all works out. Thankfully Klein didn’t write this in stupid explainer format. It’s not a bad read, actually. Read here.
4. Blog explains men fake orgasms too… And Andrew Sullivan‘s The Dish opens up a thread for men to tell all. Read here.
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