As everyone knows, Team USA crashed out of the World Cup. But it wasn’t that they couldn’t prevent Belgium from scoring (Tim Howard has that covered) — the problem was scoring themselves. This could have been solved if they had had one of these.
The contraption, called the “Football Crossbow” by inventor Joerg Sprave, is designed to fling a soccer ball down the field and to take penalties — something it does with a quite unbelievable standard of accuracy.
So Coach Klinsman, you’re German. This is made in Germany. How about you get Tim Howard a couple of these for World Cup 2020?
Because Tony Stark said it best.