German Redneck’s Amazing Soccer Weapon [VIDEO]

As everyone knows, Team USA crashed out of the World Cup. But it wasn’t that they couldn’t prevent Belgium from scoring (Tim Howard has that covered) — the problem was scoring themselves.┬áThis could have been solved if they had had one of these.

The contraption, called the “Football Crossbow” by inventor Joerg Sprave, is designed to fling a soccer ball down the field and to take penalties — something it does with a quite unbelievable standard of accuracy.

So Coach Klinsman, you’re German. This is made in Germany. How about you get Tim Howard a couple of these for World Cup 2020?

Because Tony Stark said it best.

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