Revenge Of The Nerds: Taylor Swift’s House Was Actually Vandalized By An MIT Student
Three 20-something beachgoers from Connecticut hurled beer bottles at Taylor Swift’s $17 million Rhode Island mansion and harassed her security guards in June, and it turns out their SAT scores could put everyone to shame (like it wasn’t already noted that they were intelligent after they vandalized the house of the most annoying person ever).
TMZ reports that one has a degree from MIT, one is a chemist, and one saved a 12-year-old girl from drowning. The three plead not guilty to disorderly conduct.
We could not be more proud.