The Tea Partiers claim to love our Constitution, but seem a bit foggy on the separation of church and state stuff.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 20, 2014
@StephenKing Constitution says nothing about separation of church and state
— Old White Guy (@ATL_OWG) July 20, 2014
Don't worry, @StephenKing. The Founding Fathers didn't read you either.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) July 21, 2014
(Hat tip: Twitchy, of course)