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CNN and Chris Cuomo’s hair 

Canadian viewer named Kim: “@JohnBerman Do you ever mess with @ChrisCuomo ’s hair on the commercial break?”

Cuomo: “He actually does my hair. Beauty school dropout.”

Doug Heye’s last day for Cantor

“Best of luck to @DougHeye, whose last day on House GOP leadership team is today. A Carolina guy but always does the best he can.” — CNBC and NYT‘s John Harwood.

“This is @DougHeye‘s last day on the Hill working for @EricCantor–buy that man a drink (or better yet, a plane ticket to Burgundy).” — NYT magazine, National Geographic and GQ writer Robert Draper.

“Looks at Twitter. Sees tweets about that movie. Closes Twitter.” — NYT‘s senior staff editor for social media Michael Roston, who’s referring to last night’s Sharknado.

Speaking of Sharknado…

“I’m still not used to Al Roker being thin #Sharknado2TheSecondOne” – John Tabin, contributor to American Spectator and Rare. 

 

Confessional.

“Is there a livestream of the House Rules Committee hearing?” followed up with: “This the worst thing I’ve ever tweeted.” – Business Insider political reporter Brett LoGiurato.

A quote Politico‘s Ben White could utter everyday 

“Please. I cannot allow this to become a serious debate. I just like to whine about shit. That’s all this is.” — White.

Journo dying for a smoke

“I’d homicide 12 hobos for a smoke right now.” — BuzzFeed Washington Bureau Chief John Stanton.

A BuzzFeed editor’s ideal dream date…

“My ideal dream date would consist of me in bed sleeping/dreaming while you go out and do whatever you want.” — senior editor Samir Mezrahi.

The ideal excuse for slacking off

“Can my editors really object? Not getting any work done because WaPo liveblog of the McDonnell trial is so riveting.” — WaPo‘s Karen Tumulty.

HuffPost‘s tweeting queen gets followed by ABC’s Bachelorette 

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“omg” — HuffPost’s Elise Foley, who realizes how big this moment is and releases a picture of the festivities.