CNN and Chris Cuomo’s hair
Cuomo: “He actually does my hair. Beauty school dropout.”
Doug Heye’s last day for Cantor
“Best of luck to @DougHeye, whose last day on House GOP leadership team is today. A Carolina guy but always does the best he can.” — CNBC and NYT‘s John Harwood.
“Looks at Twitter. Sees tweets about that movie. Closes Twitter.” — NYT‘s senior staff editor for social media Michael Roston, who’s referring to last night’s Sharknado.
Speaking of Sharknado…
“Is there a livestream of the House Rules Committee hearing?” followed up with: “This the worst thing I’ve ever tweeted.” – Business Insider political reporter Brett LoGiurato.
A quote Politico‘s Ben White could utter everyday
“Please. I cannot allow this to become a serious debate. I just like to whine about shit. That’s all this is.” — White.
Journo dying for a smoke
“I’d homicide 12 hobos for a smoke right now.” — BuzzFeed Washington Bureau Chief John Stanton.
A BuzzFeed editor’s ideal dream date…
“My ideal dream date would consist of me in bed sleeping/dreaming while you go out and do whatever you want.” — senior editor Samir Mezrahi.
The ideal excuse for slacking off
“Can my editors really object? Not getting any work done because WaPo liveblog of the McDonnell trial is so riveting.” — WaPo‘s Karen Tumulty.
HuffPost‘s tweeting queen gets followed by ABC’s Bachelorette
“omg” — HuffPost’s Elise Foley, who realizes how big this moment is and releases a picture of the festivities.