Professional golfer Dustin Johnson decided he needed some time off. The rigors of touring were just too much. He needed to improve his â€śmental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation.â€ť
Just kidding. Heâ€™s been doing too much coke.
A source told Golf.com Friday that Johnsonâ€™s â€śleave of absenceâ€ť was actually a six-month suspension for failing his third drug test. Johnson previously tested positive for marijuana in 2009 and cocaine in 2012. He just needed this third one for the hat trick, or also known in the golfing world as the “Jon Daly.”
I just feel sorry for him having to spend more time with his fiancĂ© Paulina Gretzky.