DC Trawler

Bernie Sanders 2016? Bernie Sanders 2016!

Calling all commies: Dare to dream.

Jeff Zeleny, Richard Coolidge and Jordyn Phelps, Yahoo News:

Sen. Bernie Sanders isn’t afraid to be called a socialist. In fact, the Vermont Independent proudly labels himself a Democratic socialist…

Sanders is so delighted with his brand of politics that he said in an interview with “The Fine Print” that it would be a “damn good platform” on which to run for president.

“If the American people understand what goes on in countries like Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and other countries, they will say, ‘Whoa, I didn’t know that!’” Sanders said, pointing out that health care is considered a right, “R-I-G-H-T,” among even the most conservative politicians in Denmark.

You heard the man. America can be every bit as crappy as Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and other countries!

We’re well on our way already. So why not elect Bernie Sanders president? He’ll give you rights that aren’t really rights, and he’ll pay for it all with money from a unicorn’s ass.