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It’s Official, Probably: Scofflaw Gun Criminal David Gregory Is Looking For Work

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He has no marketable skills. But just look at that punum!

Brian Stelter, CNN Money:

NBC will name Chuck Todd the new host of “Meet the Press” as soon as Thursday afternoon, according to people with direct knowledge of the network’s plans.

The sources confirmed widespread speculation that David Gregory, who moderated the show for the past six years, will be replaced by Todd, and is expected to leave NBC.

A wise man once said, “Never trust a guy with two first names.” Let alone replace one with another.

It remains to be seen which laws Chuck Todd breaks while hosting MTP. But given his complete lack of charisma, there’s no risk of witnesses.

Just kidding. Literally dozens of people are lining up to watch. He has family, right?

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