DC Trawler

Theft Of Life-Size Obama Statue Sends Wilkes-Barre Woman To Hospital

We’ve all been there: We scrimp and save until we can afford an Obama statue to put on the front porch. It becomes a beloved part of our lives. It’s a comforting reminder of… whatever it’s supposed to remind us about.

And then, one terrible morning: IT’S GONE!

Don’t worry, folks. This story has a happy ending. WNEP-TV:

But everything’s okay now. The even-faker-than-usual Obama was found safe and sound in a nearby park. And he was having a good time!

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Looks like he got… plastered! Ahem. Well, even an Obama statue needs some downtime every now and then.

Remember, everybody: Stealing is wrong, unless you do it via taxation.