DC Trawler

Obama: I Kissed Some Ebola Nurses

Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful president I’ve ever known in my life.

Take it from the leader of the free world: If you know somebody who’s been in direct contact with an Ebola victim, you should hug and kiss them as soon as possible.

What are you afraid of? Getting Ebola? Obama didn’t get it, so neither will you. It’s called science, people.

Or perhaps you hate science? Go ahead, then. Cling to your guns and religion and health.

(Hat tip: Jodi Swan)