The Los Angeles Lakers have had an abysmal start to the 2014-2015 NBA season.
At 0-5, fans are desperate for wins, and this sentiment apparently extends to L.A.-based porn star Sadie Santana.
Santana took to Twitter on Wednesday and gave the Lakers quite the incentive to improve their play.
Normally I’d post the tweet, but seeing as her Twitter feed is just as filthy as you’d imagine, I’ve included a screenshot.
Sadie Santana’s offer to the Lakers (photo: @sadiesantanaxxx)
That’s quite an offer.
Unfortunately for Santana — or maybe fortunately? I honestly don’t even know in this case — the Lakers look absolutely terrible. Kobe is proving his haters wrong and that he can in fact play coming off a torn achilles tendon. At the same time, he clearly isn’t the player he used to be, and he can’t be expected to throw up 80 a night to compensate for an abysmal supporting cast.
There’s literally no shot that the Lakers hit the 47 mark.
Sorry Sadie. There’s always next year… or the Clippers.