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Alabama Fan Only Needs Floss, Golf Ball and Pitching Wedge To Pull Son’s Tooth [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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If you, or anyone you know needs to have a tooth pulled, I highly recommended utilizing the following method.

YouTube user Phil Smith‘s seven-year old son was worried that pulling a loose-tooth “slowly” would be just too darn painful. Luckily, his father had some dental floss, a nike golf ball and his trusty pitching wedge close by.

“Noah, are you ready?”

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“We got the tooth. Oh, that’s the tooth with a stick on it. I’m sorry. OK we’ve got the tooth that came out of the mouth.”

That was the most understated victory cry I’ve ever heard.

 I’m genuinely surprised by the lack of blood in this video.

While I can’t knock the end result, I will say this was kind of a half-assed effort. If Noah was really concerned about the “slow pull,” Phil should have opted for the “Jackass Lamborghini” option.

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I guess beggars can’t be choosers.

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