There are many ways to get out of a bad date. Climb out the bathroom window. Develop an allergic reaction to whatever you ordered. Plant a fake emergency phone call from a family member. Food poisoning.
Or, you could fake your own death, which is what one woman from the UK did.
Ann Gray is a 29-year-old who submitted her bad dating story to The Mirror after she went on three dates with a guy she met online who she decided she wasn’t so into anymore. Apparently the guy couldn’t take a hint, so Ann played dead.
First, she was just sick and in the hospital.
Then things got sticky when he offered to come visit.
And then he insisted.
So finally she just killed herself off.
A few months later the guy saw Ann’s profile on another dating site, realized she was not dead, and sent her a “horrid message,” which was probably warranted.
“Can’t say I blame him, really. I am currently engaged to be married and not dead!” Ann said.