Barack Obama is hours away from giving his State of the Union address. ISIS is threatening to kill more hostages. Jury selection for the Aurora theater shooting begins.
But some people are debating whether or not Paris Hilton got a boob job. So, in order to restore order in the world so it can focus on more important things, TheDC is here to settle this important debate.
No, I am not close personal friends with the hotel heiress, but with full confidence I can say that yes, Paris Hilton got a boob job. It’s about as obvious as it gets, people.
Here is Paris Hilton just a few years ago.
Here is Paris Hilton now.
Update: Paris Hilton got a boob job.