Gwyneth Paltrow wore a blue dress to the premiere of “Mortdecai” Wednesday night.
At first, it looked very boring.
It had a high neckline and was the color of your grandmother’s curtains in her dining room.
Seriously. Look how dull this dress is.
But wait! Just when our faith in Gwyneth Paltrow’s sense of fashion was evaporating entirely—you remember that beige pantsuit she wore—her boring blue dress proved to be very, very deceiving.
When Paltrow turned to the side, it was pretty obvious that her boring blue dress was not boring at all.
It had no side and was actually kind of scandalous!
All that back!
She even threw in a little sideboob.
Gwyneth Paltrow, you sly dog. (RELATED: Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Hots For Obama)