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Hillary Clinton Is Younger Than All But Two Of The United States

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That’s just something to think about as you savor this very important poll from the Fusion TV network, which you may or may not have in your cable lineup. (I’m not saying you don’t. You very well may have that channel. No offense, Fusion.)

Read it and weep, teabaggers!

Young people are planning to turn out the vote in 2016. And they have a clear choice at this point about who they want to be the nation’s next president.

Those are some of the highlights from Fusion’s Massive Millennial Poll, which surveyed 1000 people aged 18-34 about everything from politics to dating to race issues…

Right now, young people want former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to become the nation’s first female president in 2017.

Wooooooo! Yeah! SUCK IT, WINGNUTS!!

This definitely does not mean that young people tend to be ignorant, gullible, stupid freaking idiots, etc. Not at all. Just because most millenials can’t name a senator from their own state doesn’t mean they can’t pick a winner.

Here’s what it means: It means YOU CAN BITE IT, OLD PEOPLE!!! (Except for Hillary, of course.)

Deny it all you want, but it’s just science, bro. Time for some new blood in Washington. Hillary 2016.

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Jim Treacher