Ever tried to smuggle booze into a sporting event?
Want all the benefits of carrying around an infant — don’t have to wait in bathroom lines, people avoid sitting next to on airplanes, etc. — without any of the pressure of caring for a real, human baby?
If you answered yes to either of those questions, then “The Cool Baby” is the answer to your prayers. Per Kickstarer:
An expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby. Drinking in public is now adorable. Dress it up to look like you, like someone else, like a part of your costume, like a fan of your team. Use it to get a seat on the subway, strike up a conversation, or mock a biological baby. WHATEVER YOU DO WITH IT, The Cool Baby is a fun, expressive, hands free-beverage insulator for a wide variety of occasions.
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