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Relax, Israel: Obama’s Got This

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I used to be a little bit worried about Iran developing nuclear weapons. But then I saw the brilliant way the White House took Netan-yahoo’s dopey bomb-chart and turned it right around on him!

Ladies and gentlemen: The smartest administration in the history of the United States.

0%? Literally no chance? Well then, that settles that. Whew.

Don’t worry, Israelis. When the nukes start to rain down, just hold up this magical chart!