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Please Help Bernie Sanders Save The Children

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More choices = more hunger. Everybody knows that. Which is why it’s so brave of Bernie Sanders to tell us as much.

Why do we need so many different brands of deodorant, anyway? All the jobs created by the manufacture, distribution, and retail sales of such unnecessary products are directly responsible for other people’s children going hungry. You can’t deny the facts.

Now you can do something about it:

Hunger stinks. And if you want to fight it, so should you.