Have you ever been in an earthquake? If so, have you ever seen a woman wearing a pair of jeans?
Do you really think that’s a coincidence?
During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.
According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.
Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a ‘sack of flour’ is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state…
Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.
There’s nothing metaphorical about this guy’s #WarOnWomen. But keep defending him and all the other people like him. Your cognitive dissonance is highly entertaining.
The rest of us will be over here, wearing jeans and causing earthquakes.
[h/t: Tim Bleah]