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Biden 2016: Decisive Leadership, Possibly

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Is Joe Biden going to run for president? Is that a rhetorical question? Is that a rhetorical question?

Let’s ask the Washington Post!

At first I was like:

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But then I was like:

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Because:

Pretty embarrassing, WaPo!

But that’s not Joe Biden’s fault. He’s definitely either going to run for president or not run for president. There’s absolutely no doubt that he’ll soon make an announcement one way or the other, or possibly it won’t be soon. And it’s an irrefutable fact that nobody really knows what Biden is going to do, especially Biden. You can take that to the bank, provisionally.

Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. is the man America needs to lead us through the next four years.

Unless he isn’t.

Who’s to say? Not him. Maybe. You’ll see. Or not. Just kidding. Etc.

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Jim Treacher