Nobody’s gravestone is ever going to say “Wish I Woulda Spent More Time Tweetin’.” But as long as I’m a hopeless Twitter addict, and I’ve already used it to say what I want to say about the lunacy sweeping college campuses this week, I may as well collect it all here. Plus, I will never get tired of the phrase “poop swastika.”
Enjoy! Or don’t. Either way is fine.
How many Mizzou students have ever actually seen a Klansman in real life? They may as well start a panic over a Martian invasion.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 11, 2015
Sometimes I wonder why treating crybabies differently because of their race isn't racist. https://t.co/sTslBw2h6h
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
It's nonsense. My rights don't end where your hurt feelings begin, and vice versa. https://t.co/MmpX2frvJ0
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Skepticism. (Google it.) MT @Slate Conservatives say Mizzou feces swastika is a hoax. They are full of you know what.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Generations of civil-rights activism, all so some crybabies can freak out over a drunk college student smearing his poop on a bathroom wall.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
If only you took this attitude toward the "systemic racism" you claim to see everywhere. https://t.co/ctA8siK56h
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"What did you do during the war, Daddy?" "I fought to create safe spaces for the victims of poop swastikas."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
They finally figured out how to get rid of @ShaunKing. https://t.co/jrbW8DLwIe
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Wait. Is Mitch Daniels saying he's NOT responsible for other people's poop swastikas? #smdh https://t.co/Doi5kKdFg8
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You should always defer to the opinion of a black person, unless he's a Republican.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Baby Hitler's diaper was inherently racist. #discuss
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Imagine a world where people drew poop peace signs instead. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"White people are all racists." "I disagree." "SEE???"
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"We need to have a discussion about race." "Okay." "Whoa. What the hell are you doing in my safe space?" #AndScene
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"It don't matter, Ma. Wherever there's a poop swastika, I'll be there. Wherever there's a white guy invading a safe space, I'll be there…"
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You know who ELSE wanted to create a safe space?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
There's only one solution for @Mizzou's poop-swastika problem: Ban potty-training.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
That's exactly what happened. It was imaginary. https://t.co/cpQAXd8l95
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Defending the principle of free speech. What on earth are YOU doing? https://t.co/skXL3Y2iwv
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
At this point, authorities don't know whose poop it was or who drew a swastika with it. It may be one culprit or several. Be on the lookout.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"If any Jews are offended by my art, I assure you it's completely inadvertent. You're not the ones I hate." — the creator of Poop Swastika
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
The Ku Klux Klan will stop at NOTHING. #smdh https://t.co/j9iiS5El8j
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Believing it's evidence of systemic racism requires… nothing, apparently. Carry on. https://t.co/6Vt3gzQSaA
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be forced to hear about poop swastikas."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"Lighting cable"? Yeah, that's what the Klan WANTS us to think. https://t.co/PKp2qsWqC3
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"Education should be free!" "We need a $15 minimum wage!" Pick one.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
American universities are hotbeds of racism, and everyone should be able to attend for free.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
He shouldn't have to apologize for speaking his own truth. Why are white folks pretending racism doesn't exist? Etc. https://t.co/8SnN0OVpSJ
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Also, the poop swastika is about black people. https://t.co/zdhcgEXtbW
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
It literally is. https://t.co/GEHarHxYcF
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
When you're brainwashing impressionable young people, there's nothing quite like a good rousing chant. https://t.co/hmmjSo8Nvr
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"Education is a human right and it should be free." Then how do you plan to force people to provide it? https://t.co/Oa7WMSQDMH
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
We can't stop racism until we silence white people. https://t.co/7LmESONTPW
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Black people can't be racist. That's why they need safe spaces, free from people of other races. https://t.co/3RchDRXjFJ
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
This is completely insane. https://t.co/JcW2ojZgmn
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
College should be free. So should beer. Unicorns should be real. The finale of Lost should be reshot. Twitter should give us more than 140 c
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You have the right to learn. You do not have the right to an education. If you don't know the difference, college won't help you.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Learning is something you do. Getting an education is something other people help you do. You don't have the right to make them do it.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
"College should be free!" "Why?" "So I can get a good job." "Why?" "For the money." "Why not work for free?" "What are you, NUTS???"
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You made an agreement. If you didn't understand the terms of that agreement, why did you sign it? https://t.co/lJ8Mut3tG7
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You can actually see her looking around for the Block button. https://t.co/O9pfxx3kOp
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Poop Swastika: The Chilling Photos https://t.co/eK49dOti6H Just to be on the safe side, all the white students should be arrested.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
But I'm not– Oh, okay. Good point. https://t.co/ea86Lh95lS
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
I hate my whiteness. And yours. (Can I be an ally now, @deray?)
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
Oh, I hope not. If that's the case, this story will disappear overnight. POOP SWASTIKA 4EVER https://t.co/X0wOWeVZ6W
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
When do we get to the part with the guillotines? https://t.co/qFanT7yO1M
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
It's true because it rhymes. https://t.co/Rn4xb21kaV
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 12, 2015
You do not get to decide what I can and cannot say. https://t.co/txuAU1U6TM
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
The National Guard has been mobilized to deliver emergency supplies to the #MillionStudentMarch. pic.twitter.com/3R33QFwApp
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
All claims of racism must be considered true by default, unless they're made by someone who isn't black.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
How many Klan murders at Mizzou last night? I'd ask @ShaunKing and @deray, but they're busy spreading different lies now.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
Fascists want to silence dissent. https://t.co/09HTURV7UP
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
Wait. You guys are freaking out about a poop swastika. But WE'RE the ones who should be embarrassed?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
In America, if you work hard, play by the rules, & tell the truth, you will get absolutely steamrolled by delusional idiots with bullhorns.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 13, 2015
Do you think maybe I tweet too much? I think maybe I tweet too much…