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#NotAllMuslims Finally Figure Out When It’s Okay To Have Sex With Their Slaves

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Come on, ISIS might be a bit boisterous, but they’re not animals. When you sign up, they’ll let you kidnap women and keep them as sex slaves, but you can’t just do whatever you want with them. Rules are rules.

Jonathan Landay, Warren Strobel, and Phil Stewart, Reuters:

Islamic State theologians have issued an extremely detailed ruling on when “owners” of women enslaved by the extremist group can have sex with them, in an apparent bid to curb what they called violations in the treatment of captured females…

The United Nations and human rights groups have accused the Islamic State of the systematic abduction and rape of thousands of women and girls as young as 12, especially members of the Yazidi minority in northern Iraq. Many have been given to fighters as a reward or sold as sex slaves.

Far from trying to conceal the practice, Islamic State has boasted about it and established a department of “war spoils” to manage slavery.

They’re basically Nazis, but without the fashion sense.

Meanwhile, back in the civilized world:

Sure, sex slavery is bad and everything, but why hasn’t the Black Widow starred in her own movie yet?!?